Tuesday, January 01, 2008

30 Days Until Lost Returns

Looks like they squeezed in about 8 new episodes of Lost before the WGA strike. I just saw the ads for the new season while watching football. In the future Jack has a beard. Because once you leave a primitive deserted island it only makes sense to grow a beard upon returning to civilization. I mean, that's the way Tom Hanks did it in Castaway...and if Survivor has taught us anything, it's that you do not grow a beard in the wilderness...you wait until you come back for the live finale.

Since my first blog of the year is nonsensical at best I will leave you with this thought. Future Jack looks like Kevin Rains, therefore Future Jack must become an urban monk/body shop owner.
Future Kate does not have a beard and looks exactly like actress Evangeline Lily. Therefore, using logic, the future will belong to beautiful actresses protraying bearded mechanic monks. Duh.


Wayne said...

Sounds to me like someone has been nipping from the special egg-nog over the holidays or the cold weather is effecting his usual somewhat sharp thinking processes.

I know, I know with a friend like me who needs an enema.

Steve Fuller said...

And American Gladiators returns in two days.


Mo said...

Hmmm...there's an idea, Jack becoming a monk - the solitude might do him some good. Maybe he could just spend some time with Kevin.