Looks like they squeezed in about 8 new episodes of Lost before the WGA strike. I just saw the ads for the new season while watching football. In the future Jack has a beard. Because once you leave a primitive deserted island it only makes sense to grow a beard upon returning to civilization. I mean, that's the way Tom Hanks did it in Castaway...and if Survivor has taught us anything, it's that you do not grow a beard in the wilderness...you wait until you come back for the live finale.
Since my first blog of the year is nonsensical at best I will leave you with this thought. Future Jack looks like
Kevin Rains, therefore Future Jack must become an urban monk/body shop owner.


Future Kate does not have a beard and looks exactly like actress Evangeline Lily. Therefore, using logic, the future will belong to beautiful actresses protraying bearded mechanic monks. Duh.
3 comments:
Sounds to me like someone has been nipping from the special egg-nog over the holidays or the cold weather is effecting his usual somewhat sharp thinking processes.
I know, I know with a friend like me who needs an enema.
And American Gladiators returns in two days.
Jackpot.
Hmmm...there's an idea, Jack becoming a monk - the solitude might do him some good. Maybe he could just spend some time with Kevin.
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